1. Newton in romantic Mood
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another
girlfriend with some loss of money."
2. First law of Love:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her
and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal)
comes into play and break the legs of the boy."
3. Second law of love:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement
of the bank balance."
4. Third law of love:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Think Positive !
Think Positive !This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful...1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.
2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.
5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.
8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.
9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear.
11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.
13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.
2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.
3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.
4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.
5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.
6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.
7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.
8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.
9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.
10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbours because it means that I can hear.
11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.
12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.
13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.
Great advices from experts
1. IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS - YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA
2. 3 SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
3.IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN ... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER
4)DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD .IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE
5)IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? --- MOTHER THERESA
6)NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE
7) IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS , TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - - - MOTHER THERESA
8) WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - - - BONNIE BLAIR
9) EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD , BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF . - - - LEO TOLSTOY
10) I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES , I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE - - THOMAS EDISON
11) BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS; BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS -- ABRAHAM LINCOLN
12) LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNEW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - - ABDUL KALAM
13) IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - - - - - EINSTEIN
14) NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE
TRUST ,PROMISE,RELATION,HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT - CHARLES
15) IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - - - - - MOTHER THERESA
16) TheWord LUCK can only be found in the dictionary of fools
Vasu Chandra.M
vasu22in@gmaill.com
2. 3 SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS
a) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
3.IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN ... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER
4)DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD .IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE
5)IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? --- MOTHER THERESA
6)NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE
7) IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS , TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - - - MOTHER THERESA
8) WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST , WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - - - BONNIE BLAIR
9) EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD , BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF . - - - LEO TOLSTOY
10) I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES , I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE - - THOMAS EDISON
11) BELIEVING EVERYBODY IS DANGEROUS; BELIEVING NOBODY IS VERY DANGEROUS -- ABRAHAM LINCOLN
12) LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNEW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU ... - - ABDUL KALAM
13) IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - - - - - EINSTEIN
14) NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE
TRUST ,PROMISE,RELATION,HEART BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAINS A LOT - CHARLES
15) IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - - - - - MOTHER THERESA
16) TheWord LUCK can only be found in the dictionary of fools
Vasu Chandra.M
vasu22in@gmaill.com
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