Newton's Laws of Love

1. Newton in romantic Mood
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another
girlfriend with some loss of money."


2. First law of Love:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her
and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal)
comes into play and break the legs of the boy."

3. Second law of love:
"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy
is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement
of the bank balance."

4. Third law of love:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."